The truth is, I know just as well as you how terribly dull I (along with this site) am/is/are. That's why I haven't included a guestbook. Excess negative reinforcement makes my self-esteem plummet at a slightly faster rate between manic bursts of "happiness". But that's beside the point. Then again, so is this page, my life, and the universe...

Moving right along -- Well, we'll probably be under construction until the Y3K bug hits and demolishes it (note to self: stock up on emergency canned goods for bomb shelter at Costco), but there's still one or two things to do. For instance, you could read this sentence, or not! Oh, the choices.

You are the th person to become victim to this joyful little shithole since the beginning of time.